by Ida J. Lewenstein
Over
here we call him Columbus
In
Spain he is called Colon
In Italy they say Colombo
By any name, he's very well known
Who was the man-Columbus?
Why is he so well known?
What did he do for me and you?
Who was this Cristobol Colon?
Well, he was a courageous sailor
Born in Genoa, Italy
And he had a strange notion
That by crossing the ocean
He could find spices and tea
He needed ships and money
But he didnít have a cent
So he decided to ask his people
And the Italian government.
They all said, "You crazy!
You foolish to even try
The world is flat
We all know that
You'll fall off
And you sure to DIE!"
Columbus shouted back in anger--
"It's not like that at all
Pizza iz flat
Iz not like that
Iz more likea bocci ball."
But t hey still didn't believe him
They called him crazy
Even insane!
So he decided to leave his country
And try his luck
In Spain
"I'll call on Queen Isabella
She might listen to me
I need a carabela
Maybe, two or three"
Well, Isabella listened to Columbus
And with him she did agree
She said, "Colon, you impressive fella--
I help you get to sea."
And this same Queen Isabella--
A generous lady was she
Gave him three carabelas
And the rest...the rest is history!
Author's Biography
I have been writing poems since I was a little girl and like to write humorous poem and also fanciful poems such as this one.
Email: Idalewen@hotmail.com